Note to self.
Podcast (the intro sounds familiar).
"Cortisol is released whenever we're trying to do more than we can handle. Its part of the fight or flight response, which made a whole lot of sense in hunter-gatherer times but now it's just toxic, it makes your stomach ache, it shuts down your immune system, you're more likely to get sick when you're stressed. All because of cortisol."
Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
Friday, January 29, 2016
Monday, May 18, 2015
Happiness at work: latest insights
This is a challenging concept and one that requires a fair bit of risk taking. If we all pursued this approach (and had the luxury to do so without economic constraints) who would collect the garbage and do the accounts? Would it all balance out in the end?
Photo by me at the palace of Versailles.
Friday, September 7, 2012
Speeches
I Hear America Singing
~ Walt Whitman
I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear,
Those of mechanics, each one singing his as it should be blithe and strong,
The carpenter singing his as he measures his plank or beam,
The mason singing his as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work,
The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat, the deckhand singing on the steamboat deck,
The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench, the hatter singing as he stands,
The wood-cutter's song, the ploughboy's on his way in the morning, or at noon intermission or at sundown,
The delicious singing of the mother, or of the young wife at work, or of the girl sewing or washing,
Each singing what belongs to him or her and to none else,
The day what belongs to the day—at night the party of young fellows, robust, friendly,
Singing with open mouths their strong melodious songs.
***
Thanks to PBS online I've been able to watch the major speeches live on my desktop.
Michelle Obama slayed me. (I'm using my arm weights this weekend!)
Bubba had me transfixed and sometimes dumbfounded for 48 minutes (I want to nominate a man cool on the outside but who burns for America on the inside. ... and by the way, after last night, I want a man who had the good sense to marry Michelle Obama.)
... and today's the big one with BO himself.
I've already lamented the sorry state of debate in the Australian Parliament notably, in Question Time, compared to Brit's talent for rhetoric (or perhaps it's just the accents?), but these ol' yankees take it to a whole new level.
In other news, namely my own world of celebrity and image-making, I can report that the camera purchase is still proving to be elusive. I've been watching the reviews of new releases out now most of which won't be in the shops until a month or so. I don't know whether to take the plunge and go DLSR/interchangeable lens, or get a top notch compact/point and shoot. I'm inclined to go with the latter. But will I regret it in terms of picture quality? I'm kidding myself if I think I'm going to work off RAW files and crop images. A bit like speeches on the hill, my images will be straight-up with no gloss.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
At night when the winds arose ...
~ DH Lawrence
Outside the house an ash-tree hung its terrible whips,
And at night when the wind arose, the lash of the tree
Shrieked and slashed the wind, as a ship’s
Weird rigging in a storm shrieks hideously.
Within the house two voices arose in anger, a slender lash
Whistling delirious rage, and the dreadful sound
Of a thick lash booming and bruising, until it drowned
The other voice in a silence of blood, ’neath the noise of the ash.
***
Still on the cusp of change with uncertainty whistling around in a delirious rage {in my head at 4.00 am} when not diverted by the practicalities of the school/work routine. My mind is also racing with plans for three home-hosted birthday parties in close succession. I managed to survive the first this weekend with a delightful bunch of eight-year-old girls and a husband stoically on duty by the oven warming party pies and sausage rolls. The Nigella Feasts classic chocolate cake with sour cream icing was a hit, and thankfully looked presentable adorned with delicate flower confections and pastel candles. My theory is that if the cake's OK, it will all turn out fine. As it did. Sometimes you just need to close the oven door and trust the universe.
Saturday, February 25, 2012
It's Curtains.
The King's Ring
by Theodore Tilton
I.
Once in Persia reigned a King,
Who upon his signet ring
Graved a maxim true and wise,
Which, if held before his eyes,
Gave him counsel, at a glance,
Fit for every change or chance:
Solemn words, and these are they:
“'Even this shall pass away!'”
II.
Trains of camels through the sand
Brought him gems from Samarcand;
Fleets of galleys through the seas
Brought him pearls to rival these.
But he counted little gain
Treasures of the mine or main.
“What is wealth?” the King would say;
“'Even this shall pass away.'”
III.
In the revels of his court,
At the zenith of the sport,
When the palms of all his guests
Burned with clapping at his jests,
He, amid his figs and wine,
Cried, “O loving friends of mine!
Pleasure comes, but not to stay:
'Even this shall pass away.'”
***
This week I seem to have been pacing through my working hours waiting for the factory siren to signal knock-off time. It's been tediously slow, and just as well, because we've been captivated by the Machiavellian twists and turns in federal politics. Good old ABC 24 News live broadcasts have been keeping us informed as we gather around wall-hung television sets to watch the succession of media conferences.
Lyndall Curtis has been t'rrific on the telly and Latika Bourke unstoppable on Twitter. There's no waiting for press clips as we've been able to hook-in minute-by-minute with online coverage and social media commentary. I'm no political junkie, but the outcome of the ballot on Monday will have direct repercussions on my paid employment, being a loyal public servant and all. So I come at it from the perspective of a Canberra insider (which makes it all the more gripping) and a voter (which makes it all the more tedious).
But what is really bothering me this weekend, getting down in the micro-world of my daily life (!), is the choice of blinds for the "side room" (pictured). I never like the fabric samples I bring home to suspend from the window sill on their coat hangers. They looked so promising in the show room. I don't know whether to go custom-made with exquisite Warwick materials or buy ready-made from BQ Designs. The proprietor of the local curtain shop must despair of me as I've been on her books since 2008, unable to make a decision. Like the Labor Party, I just need to get it over and done with, make a choice and accept the consequences. There seems to be a strangely apt analogy here!
It will all pass ... eventually.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Starry-eyed
The Evening Star
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Lo! in the painted oriel of the West,
Whose panes the sunken sun incarnadines,
Like a fair lady at her casement, shines
The evening star, the star of love and rest!
And then anon she doth herself divest
Of all her radiant garments, and reclines
Behind the sombre screen of yonder pines,
With slumber and soft dreams of love oppressed.
O my beloved, my sweet Hesperus!
My morning and my evening star of love!
My best and gentlest lady! even thus,
As that fair planet in the sky above,
Dost thou retire unto thy rest at night,
And from thy darkened window fades the light.
***
The first week of school, day two and it's merry mayhem around here with a special soccer training program twice weekly, a mid-week ballet lesson and a host of other extra-curricular activities to schedule. How on earth can I focus on the paid job when there is so much fun to be had after 3.00 pm every day? How can I concertina up those office hours to spend more time with the children? I'm trying.
The children go to bed plum-tuckered-out under the evening star and thr full moon last night. Not I, of course, because I'm still up covering books (last minute creative attempt), thinking about packed lunches (but deciding against preparing the night ahead as it most items won't stay fresh) and devising complex transport arrangements (with all the precision of a LinFox freight truck).
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Sea and a bonnet
I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?
~ Spike Milligan
OK so this is the Great Ocean Road, Summer of 2011. Sigh. Nostalgia. But we are heading to the beach briefly this weekend for the Winter of 2011. South Coast NSW here we come!
Hey. It's Friday and no swimming lessons. Charley and I plan to watch Emma on DVD.
I am still going through a major period drama phase. Juxtaposed with total immersion in 21st century social media at work. Living in different worlds entirely during business hours and after hours. Discombobulating.
I do wish Mr Bates would tweet me.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Sent with a Flower-Pot Begging a Slip of Geranium
~ Christian Milne 1773–1816
I’ve sent my empty pot again
To beg another slip;
The last you gave, I’m grieved to tell
December’s frost did nip.
I love fair Flora and her train
But nurse her children ill;
I tend too little, or too much;
They die from want of skill.
I blush to trouble you again,
Who’ve served me oft before;
But, should this die, I’ll break the pot,
And trouble you no more.
The last you gave, I’m grieved to tell
December’s frost did nip.
I love fair Flora and her train
But nurse her children ill;
I tend too little, or too much;
They die from want of skill.
I blush to trouble you again,
Who’ve served me oft before;
But, should this die, I’ll break the pot,
And trouble you no more.
***
Cold here, but who'd know it, since I am either bunkered down at work or shackled to the kitchen at home in greenhouse conditions. I've been absent of late due to preoccupations with the hurdy-gurdy of real life involving three children and a full-time job. Plus a seven-year-old's birthday party to organise followed by hoards of in-laws descending to celebrate. I was even too strapped for time to make that a memorable and picture perfect event. (In fact no pictures at all.) The birthday girl was completely satisfied however. No complaints there. Just me pitting myself against my own exacting standards. Thank heavens for sausage sizzles.
I am assured by the resident IT HelpDesk that the problems with uploading photos from the camera has been fixed with the addition of yet another cable to the collection. However I don't appear to be abel to upload to the blog, so I shall have to log another job. (Or 'job a log' as I once said to the real Global Support Centre at the office, and promptly collapsed into a fit of the giggles.) I was also counselled about storing too many junk photos in the Pictures Library which are being backed-up at some expense. So they have been culled and catalogued like nobody's business. Where does everyone else store their digital photos and favourite images collected from the interweb? Oh bring back albums and adhesive photo corners. Yeah. Maybe not.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Home Rhythms
Before Tea
~ A.A. Milne (from When We Were Very Young)
Emmeline
Has not been seen
For more than week. She slipped between
The two tall trees at the end of the green...
We all went after her. "Emmeline!"
"Emmeline,
I didn't mean --
I only said that your hands weren't clean."
We went to the trees at the end of the green...
But Emmeline
Was not to be seen.
Emmeline
Came slipping between
The two tall trees at the end of the green.
We all ran up to her. "Emmeline!
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
Why, it's more than a week!" And Emmeline
Said, "Sillies, I went to see the Queen.
She says my hands are purfickly clean!"
***
Like Emmeline, I have returned. I've been at a conference for three days this week. Eaten too many Mentos and sipped too much brewed coffee. Had the odd panic attack at 3.00 pm wondering if the Strong Silent One had remembered to collect the children from school. (He had. Just. With texted reminders.)
Been caught up in that completely artificial world of a big hotel with shiny lobbies, exclusive parking, uniformed serving staff and corporate pen and paper sets.
Back to earth now with soccer, netball, ballet on a Saturday morning, a tedious grocery shop in the slowest queue and now mounds of laundry demanding attention, plus embarrassingly long cobwebs hanging from the cornices in two separate and highly visible places. No-one whisks the dirty dishes away or aims to make my stay as pleasant as possible. The lounge chairs are covered with chess pieces, books, stray bits of paper and the cushions are on the floor.
It was nice to be away from the routine for a while but comforting to be back. Homes, like hotels, have their own rhythms and nothing beats the steady cadence of family life.
Photo by me: Cook's Cottage, Fitzroy Gardens, Melbourne. December 2010.
Been caught up in that completely artificial world of a big hotel with shiny lobbies, exclusive parking, uniformed serving staff and corporate pen and paper sets.
Back to earth now with soccer, netball, ballet on a Saturday morning, a tedious grocery shop in the slowest queue and now mounds of laundry demanding attention, plus embarrassingly long cobwebs hanging from the cornices in two separate and highly visible places. No-one whisks the dirty dishes away or aims to make my stay as pleasant as possible. The lounge chairs are covered with chess pieces, books, stray bits of paper and the cushions are on the floor.
It was nice to be away from the routine for a while but comforting to be back. Homes, like hotels, have their own rhythms and nothing beats the steady cadence of family life.
Photo by me: Cook's Cottage, Fitzroy Gardens, Melbourne. December 2010.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Empty {office} chair
The Chairs That No One Sits In
~ Billy Collins
You see them on porches and on lawns
down by the lakeside,
usually arranged in pairs implying a couple
who might sit there and look out
at the water or the big shade trees.
The trouble is you never see anyone
sitting in these forlorn chairs
though at one time it must have seemed
a good place to stop and do nothing for a while.
Sometimes there is a little table
between the chairs where no one
is resting a glass or placing a book facedown.
It might be none of my business,
but it might be a good idea one day
for everyone who placed those vacant chairs
on a veranda or a dock to sit down in them
for the sake of remembering
whatever it was they thought deserved
to be viewed from two chairs
side by side with a table in between.
The clouds are high and massive that day.
The woman looks up from her book.
The man takes a sip of his drink.
Then there is nothing but the sound of their looking,
the lapping of lake water, and a call of one bird
then another, cries of joy or warning—
it passes the time to wonder which.
***
We are still at home. One child still unwell and the other sniffing, but recuperating. The front porch has been swept. The footpath raked. Flyscreens have been vaccuumed and the insides of windows wiped. I've applied the final cost of Dulux Magnolia to a refurbished hall table and made a second sticky date cake. None of these were on the list of important things to do.
(I'm secretly loving this enforced domesticity with the cosy sounds of sparrows in the garden and the hum of the central heating inside. The postman shall be along shortly on his motorbike and the sun will shift its warmth from one side to the other of the house. I'll boil the kettle again and set out plates of vegemite on SAO biscuits once the children wake from their morning slumber. Such is the gentle rhythm to our days.)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Sea of words
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more,
From these our interviews, in which I steal
From all I may be, or have been before,
To mingle with the Universe, and feel
What I can ne'er express, yet cannot all conceal.
~ Lord George Gordon Byron (1814)
We had a long, indulgent phone conversation with Wanna's godmother in Brisbane last night. Passed her round so every-one could have a chat and managed to cook meat and three veg at the same time. L. and I go back to university days and have one of those relationships you can pick up where you left off after long breaks. She's assumed legendary status in our family as that distant person Mum talks about and who sends presents. Her image stays real through the christening photographs. I grew up with a distant aunt like that, who lived in England. It's sort of fun as a kid to have a real, but imaginary, friend. L. may be coming to visit in May. Roll out the carpet!
I'm dragging myself towards the end of tomorrow when I start my school holiday/Easter/ANZAC day break. I'm feeling an information overload at the moment. Primarily due to escapades into the Twitter-sphere trawling for information about its use in the public sector and by institutions. Social media is a busy, crowded space. Invigorating and depleting at the same time. There should be licences for Twitter accounts, granted only after potential users pass a test guaranteeing that they will post interesting content. If you don't hear from me I'm probably lost at sea, clinging to the flotsam and jetsam of tweets and hashtags.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Rockets
~ Mary Hannay Foott
A radiance in the midnight sky
A radiance in the midnight sky
No white moon gave, nor yellow star;
We thought its red glow mounted high
Where fire and forest fought afar,
Half questioning if the township blazed,
Perchance, beyond the boundary hill;
Then, finding what it was, we gazed
And wondered till we shivered chill.
And Fancy showed the sister-glow
Of our Aurora, sending lines
Of lustre forth to tint the snow
That lodges in Norwegian pines.
And South and North alternate swept
In vision past us, to and fro;
While stealthy winds of midnight crept
About us, whispering fast and low.
The North, whose star burns steadily,
High set in heaven long ago:
The South, new-risen on the sea,
A tremulous horizon-glow.
We mused, “Shall there be gallant guests
Within our polar hermitage,
As on the shore where Franklin rests,
And others, named in Glory's page?
And, “Shall the light we look on blaze
Above such battles as have been,
In other countries, other days,
The giants and the gods between?”
Till one declared, “We live to-night
In what shall be the poet's world:
The lands 'neath our Aurora's light
Are as the rocks the Titans hurled.
“From southern waters, ice-enthralled,
Year after year the rays that glance
Shall see the Desert shrink appalled
Before the City's swift advance.
“Shall see the precipice a stair,
The river as a road. And then
There shall be voices to declare
This work was wrought by manly men.”
And so our South all stately swept
In vision past us, to and fro;
While stealthy winds of midnight crept
About us, whispering fast and low.
What a week people. Flu, mad frenzy in the big open plan office (I mean really mad, frenetic, crazy, led by jet-propelled, 'intuitive decision-making' - to borrow from Kerry) and three sprogs to feed. Just when I have a half hour to spare, the computer won't upload photos so I have to use more images from our mega road trip this summer. Hence the ute on a stick above taken in none other than Deniliquin in New South Wales -- home of the Ute Muster. Hopefully when the IT HelpDesk gets home from playing hockey tonight, I can get a quick solution in time for {this moment}. We're off to swimming lessons as usual. Cate take note! ;-) It's all 'rocket' arms and tumble turns and butterfly kicks. We're even models in an AUSTSWIM conference shortly. That's dedication.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Germs
THE GERM
~Ogden Nash
A mighty creature is the germ,
Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race.
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases.
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.
***
I'm propelling myself to work today despite waves of flu-like symptoms (which subside with a cup of coffee) and a deep-seated, toxic chest. Bad I know. By the end of the day, I'm ragged. Fit only to curl up under a crotcheted rug with bed socks on and the remote control to hand. Thankfully the latest edition of Inside Out arrived in time to offer some gentle reading.
We are still working on body clocks set an our earlier. I've managed to get to work early before the rest of the miners descend. It's magic being the first one to turn on the lights and the photocopy machine. I settle down and witness the morning unfurl. Even manage to get some work done, or at least sketch out the day's priorities, before the hub-hub of office life gets distracting and the 'urgent' wheedles it's nosey way in to trump the 'important'.
Friday, February 25, 2011
B-Well Report: Walk to Work
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.
***
Looking forward, looking back, on my way to work. This is, unbelievably, the National Capital of an advanced economy. Here I plod over State Circle directly across the road from Parliament House, just after 9.00 am on a weekday morning and there is no traffic whatsoever on the roads. School's in and the good car parks have gone, so most workers would be hunched over their desks. Still, it seems remarkable that there is such grand infrastructure in such a small city. Does this make it soul-less (as it has been oft accused and does on occasion feel)? Or are we lucky to enjoy so little traffic and commotion?
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Fashion Shoot
Delight in Disorder
A sweet disorder in the dress
Kindles in clothes a wantonness:
A lawn about the shoulders thrown
Into a fine distraction:
An erring lace, which here and there
Enthrals the crimson stomacher:
A cuff neglectful, and thereby
Ribbands to flow confusedly:
A winning wave, deserving note,
In the tempestuous petticoat:
A careless shoe-string, in whose tie
I see a wild civility:
Do more bewitch me than when art
Is too precise in every part.
Yes, that would sum me up. Hours spent on lunch preparation, assisting with breakfast and grooming the children, last-minute administration and then a rushed ten minutes to get myself ready for work. It is always a mad rummage through the wardrobe, despair that the preferred items are unironed, quick decisions to create an improvised 'Polyvore' mix-and-match set and then the slick application of basic make-up. Once I land at my desk I often regret my choice - the monotony of the selection, the lack of accessorising and possibly mismatched socks. Lately I've discovered layering with knit vests and the simple but effective impact of wearing a necklace. I'm paying a bit more attention to how I look and it does make a difference. I'm not a great one for fashion and it takes a huge effort to go through this process. I'm more a 'sweater and jeans' kinda gal, sadly stuck in a suited world.
Poem by Robert Herrick
Photo: My Paparazzi
Code of Conduct

The Diplomatic Platypus
I had a duck-billed platypus when I was up at Trinity,
With whom I soon discovered a remarkable affinity.
He used to live in lodgings with myself and Arthur Purvis,
And we all went up together for the Diplomatic Service.
I had a certain confidence, I own, in his ability,
He mastered all the subjects with remarkable facility;
And Purvis, though more dubious, agreed that he was clever,
But no one else imagined he had any chance whatever.
I failed to pass the interview, the board with wry grimaces
Took exception to my boots and then objected to my braces,
And Purvis too was failed by an intolerant examiner
Who said he had his doubts as to his sock-suspender's stamina.
Our summary rejection, though we took it with urbanity
Was naturally wounding in some measure to our vanity;
The bitterness of failure was considerably mollified,
However, by the ease with which our platypus had qualified.
The wisdom of the choice, it soon appeared, was undeniable;
There never was a diplomat more thoroughly reliable.
The creature never acted with undue precipitation O,
But gave to every question his mature consideration O.
He never made rash statements his enemies might hold him to,
He never stated anything, for no one ever told him to,
And soon he was appointed, so correct was his behaviour,
Our Minister (without Portfolio) to Trans-Moravia.
My friend was loved and honoured from the Andes to Esthonia,
He soon achieved a pact between Peru and Patagonia,
He never vexed the Russians nor offended the Rumanians,
He pacified the Letts and yet appeased the Lithuanians,
Won approval from his masters down in Downing Street so wholly, O,
He was soon to be rewarded with the grant of a Portfolio,
When on the Anniversary of Greek Emancipation,
Alas! He laid an egg in the Bulgarian Legation.
This untoward occurrence caused unheard-of repercussions,
Giving rise to epidemics of sword-clanking in the Prussians.
The Poles began to threaten, and the Finns began to flap at him,
Directing all the blame for this unfortunate mishap at him;
While the Swedes withdrew entirely from the Anglo-Saxon dailies
The right of photographing the Aurora Borealis,
And, all efforts at rapprochement in the meantime proving barren,
The Japanese in self-defence annexed the Isle of Arran.
My platypus, once thought to be more cautious and more tentative
Than any other living diplomatic representative,
Was now a sort of warning to all diplomatic students
Of the risks attached to negligence, the perils of imprudence,
Beset and persecuted by the forces of reaction, O,
He reaped the consequences of his ill-considered action, O,
And, branded in the Honours List as 'Platypus, Dame Vera',
Retired, a lonely figure, to lay eggs in Bordighera.
With whom I soon discovered a remarkable affinity.
He used to live in lodgings with myself and Arthur Purvis,
And we all went up together for the Diplomatic Service.
I had a certain confidence, I own, in his ability,
He mastered all the subjects with remarkable facility;
And Purvis, though more dubious, agreed that he was clever,
But no one else imagined he had any chance whatever.
I failed to pass the interview, the board with wry grimaces
Took exception to my boots and then objected to my braces,
And Purvis too was failed by an intolerant examiner
Who said he had his doubts as to his sock-suspender's stamina.
Our summary rejection, though we took it with urbanity
Was naturally wounding in some measure to our vanity;
The bitterness of failure was considerably mollified,
However, by the ease with which our platypus had qualified.
The wisdom of the choice, it soon appeared, was undeniable;
There never was a diplomat more thoroughly reliable.
The creature never acted with undue precipitation O,
But gave to every question his mature consideration O.
He never made rash statements his enemies might hold him to,
He never stated anything, for no one ever told him to,
And soon he was appointed, so correct was his behaviour,
Our Minister (without Portfolio) to Trans-Moravia.
My friend was loved and honoured from the Andes to Esthonia,
He soon achieved a pact between Peru and Patagonia,
He never vexed the Russians nor offended the Rumanians,
He pacified the Letts and yet appeased the Lithuanians,
Won approval from his masters down in Downing Street so wholly, O,
He was soon to be rewarded with the grant of a Portfolio,
When on the Anniversary of Greek Emancipation,
Alas! He laid an egg in the Bulgarian Legation.
This untoward occurrence caused unheard-of repercussions,
Giving rise to epidemics of sword-clanking in the Prussians.
The Poles began to threaten, and the Finns began to flap at him,
Directing all the blame for this unfortunate mishap at him;
While the Swedes withdrew entirely from the Anglo-Saxon dailies
The right of photographing the Aurora Borealis,
And, all efforts at rapprochement in the meantime proving barren,
The Japanese in self-defence annexed the Isle of Arran.
My platypus, once thought to be more cautious and more tentative
Than any other living diplomatic representative,
Was now a sort of warning to all diplomatic students
Of the risks attached to negligence, the perils of imprudence,
Beset and persecuted by the forces of reaction, O,
He reaped the consequences of his ill-considered action, O,
And, branded in the Honours List as 'Platypus, Dame Vera',
Retired, a lonely figure, to lay eggs in Bordighera.
Poem by Patrick Barrington
Photo: National Archives of Australia. Title : Animals - Platypus - Platypus swimming amongst rocks (1970)
Photo: National Archives of Australia. Title : Animals - Platypus - Platypus swimming amongst rocks (1970)
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tudor Village
Taking the Census
~ Charles R. Thatcher
When the census is taken, of course,
All the elderly females are furious,
They don't like to tell their real age,
For gov'ment they say is too curious:
I got hold of a chap that went round,
For I wanted to twig their rum capers,
So I tipped him a crown on the sly
To let me look over his papers.
There's that elderly dame, Mother Baggs,
Has marked down her age twenty-seven,
Although she's possessed of five kids,
The eldest of which is eleven;
Miss Fluffen says she's thirty-two,
But to tell such a story is naughty,
She's a regular frumpish old maid,
And if she's a year old she's forty.
There's another thing struck me as queer,
As the papers I sat overhauling,
Beneath occupation, thinks I,
I'll soon find out each person's calling;
But the first I looked at made me grin,
My wash'woman, old Mother Archer,
Beneath occupation I found
Had described herself as a clear starcher.
The chemists's assistant up here,
When his paper I happened to see, sirs,
'Pon my honour had had the vile cheek
To mark after his name M.D., sirs,
And Bolus, that wretched old quack,
Whom folks here regard with suspicion,
When his paper I looked at, I found
He'd put himself down a physician!
Here's a barbarous custom you'll say,
No less than three diff'rent hairdressers,
In the papers which they have all filled up
Have described themselves all as professors;
In Heidelberg district I find
My bounceable friend, Harry Potter,
In the paper he has sent in,
Tries to make us believe he's a squatter.
My friend said he called on two girls,
Who are noted for cutting run capers,
They live in an elegant crib,
And he knocked at the door for their papers;
They handed him what he required,
He read, but exclaimed with vexation,
'The instructions you haven't fulfilled --
'You've not put down your occupation.'
'Well, Poll, that's a good 'un,' says one,
And both of them burst out a-laughing,
But the young man exclaimed precious quick
'I can't stay all day while you're chaffing;'
'Occupation' says she with a scream,
(Her laughter was pretty near killing her),
'Poll, I'm blowed if I knows what you are,
But, young man, shove me down as a milliner.'
Groooan. Back to work today. After a few days at home engaged in tidy-ups and cleaning, I've got the hands of a Tudor washerwoman. I'd like to pick another occupation today. A milliner sounds good. (The poem, incidentally, from my limited research, really does make a reference to 'Harry Potter'. Spooky.)
Oh well, best off. Crawling towards the weekend.
Image: Model Tudor Village, Fitzroy Gardens, Melbourne, Victoria.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
No washing up in Adelaide.
~ Christopher Morley
When we on simple rations sup
How easy is the washing up!
But heavy feeding complicates
The task by soiling many plates.
And though I grant that I have prayed
That we might find a serving-maid,
I'd scullion all my days I think,
To see Her smile across the sink!
I wash, she wipes. In water hot
I souse each pan and dish and pot;
While Taffy mutters, purrs, and begs,
And rubs himself against my legs.
The man who never in his life
Has washed the dishes with his wife
Or polished up the silver plate--
He still is largely celibate.
One warning: there is certain ware
That must be handled with all care:
The Lord Himself will give you up
If you should drop a willow cup!
No more lolling about in mornings reading tourist information and teen novels. I'm back in the land of washing up and stacking the dishwasher with full loads. Here is the view from our spiffy apartment in Adelaide looking up and down Poultney Street. Minimal dishwashing required. Serviced apartments are our sort of camping!
Herewith are some street scenes of Adelaide, capital of the Festival State. I last visited here as a singleton more than 15 years ago assisting with the administration for an APEC conference held in the Convention Centre. I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel and have recollections of the city centre being very close, and accessible, to the Torrens River. This time we barely acknowledged the river. It doesn't appear to be a city that takes in its river location, as Sydney does the harbour or poor Brisbane it's fickle waterway. We walked to the city from our apartment and strolled up Rundle Mall (gasp, smaller and less pretty than I remember too) and round the block back along North Terrace (shielding the children's eyes from the peep shows along Hindley Street).
There appears to be only one tram service - an odd but charming feature of the city centre. However the train station is an architectural marvel - a little bit of Paris or Milan right there, off to the side, in Adelaide. By this time the children were moaning about the heat and the distance; legs were tired and drinks were craved.
So our experience of the premiere thoroughfare of Adelaide
was like a footrace... or a Survivor challenge. Still better than washing up the dishes in the regular routine back home though.
Looking up North Terrace outside Government House.
Waiting for the free city circle bus outside the divine Art Gallery of South Australia which we sped through like maniacs. The security guards must have wondered. Sorry Adelaide.
Walking back 'home' via the markets and Chinatown.
They didn't want to eat Asian food for lunch either! Another fiasco. Who said travelling with children was fun?! Actually, the food didn't look that appealing. I could see their point. A bit too food court-ish and quite grotty after the lunchtime worker's traffic had been through. We should have eaten in the markets and dined on familiar fare you can eat with a fork. (Our Anglo roots show us up terribly when it comes to food. Meat and three vege and some sticky buns will do us. ) A coffee at Lucia's wouldn't have gone astray at this point.
So that was it. Adelaide CBD in half a day.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
MY TYPEWRITER
~ Edward Dyson
I have a trim typewriter now,
They tell me none is better;
It makes a pleasing, rhythmic row,
And neat is every letter.
I tick out stories by machine,
Dig pars, and gags, and verses keen,
And lathe them off in manner slick.
It is so easy, and it's quick.
And yet it falls short, I'm afraid,
Of giving satisfaction,
This making literature by aid
Of scientific traction;
For often, I can't fail to see,
The dashed thing runs away with me.
It bolts, and do whate'er I may
I cannot hold the runaway.
It is not fitted with a brake,
And endless are my verses,
Nor any yarn I start to make
Appropriately terse is.
'Tis plain that this machine-made screed
Is fit but for machines to read;
So "Wanted" (as an iron censor)
"A good, sound, secondhand condenser!"
Those were the days. A slow, measured pace. Time to think. Time to respond.
No rest up for me at the moment. I am a slave to new technology and the quick turnaround. On that note, I'm out the door and off to log-on in the office. Four days 'til the holidays and counting.
First published in The Bulletin, 6 September 1917
Friday, December 10, 2010
Lead On
VB
How does it happen?
Your reading the news
Or lighting a fuse
Or straining till you thought you would burst
You sure got a thirst
A hard earned thirst needs an ice cold beer
And the best cold beer is Vic
Victoria Bitter
You can get it jumpin' You can get it pumpin'
You can get it chasing a cow.
Matter o' fact, I got it now
A hard earned thirst needs an ice cold beer
And the best cold beer is Vic
Victoria Bitter
The week's end! Hurrah. Charly is down with the 'flu now too and had yesterday off school. Must strip sheets and disinfect the house tomorrow to minimise its further spread {that's something to look forward to!}. One week to go before school breaks-up and we take some leave to embark on one of our famous roadtrips. Meantime, I still have to go turbo-charged through today. While I am most definitely not a beer-drinker, except perhaps with a curry, I can empathise with the sentiments of the well-known Australian advertising jingle for Victoria Bitter. This past month I feel as if I have been wrangling cattle or crossing hostile, uncharted territory on horseback and the thought of an ice cold something in a glass and feet up, sounds very appealing. Right. Off to get my lasso and spurs.
Image: Cassilly Adams, 1843-1921, Winter Trail.
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